Today on Good Morning America

  • To set it up, they were doing a segment on having an overly-themed Fourth of July party/picnic.
  • Lady: And a great party favor would be to use your ribbon and give everyone a copy of the Constitution. Because that's what the holiday is all about.
  • Me: ...I think she means the Declaration of Independence.
How appropriate :|

How appropriate :|


Aaaaaaaaaand this is where I live.

Student: Are you singing about cats?
Me: ….do your assignment
In reference to the Fall Out Boy video and the fact that it was stuck in my head for a week.

Oh the things you can find when you’re avoiding grading late at night :|